As you should have heard by now from
the frantic nonstop frothing of your otaku friends about the coming
live action movie, Shingeki no Kyojin (also known as 'Attack on Titan' manga series & anime) is THE hottest commodity the
world of anime/manga has gifted the world since the beginning of
time.
Aside from an exquisite storyline,
unforgettable characters and mind-melting visuals, Attack on Titan
has also given us one more invaluable gift: fashion and style tips
for the ages.
Yes, you can indeed expect the fashion industry to stand up and pay attention to this stunning stylings of Eren, Mikasa, Armin, and of course, LEVI!
Yes. rebloggy
Fashion bloggers and style fans take note: this is how YOU can be the best dressed gal or guy in
the room with Shingeki no Kyojin (SNK):
1. Sometimes, No Clothes are the
best clothes
The world has continued to lean towards
the “going natural” trends and the fashion world agrees! One
great way to embrace the natural you is simply to ditch the latest
clothing fads and show off your amazing skin by going au naturale:
wear no clothes at all!
An important point to remember when
embracing this trend is that modesty is key. Remember to trim
unnecessary body parts such as all external genitalia to avoid a
nasty fashion faux pas that's a major no-no!
Werrrrrrrk. shingekinokyojin.wikia
Better yet, why not step it up a notch
by ditching both clothes AND skin altogether? The message repeated by
fashion mavens through the ages has remained the same: embrace the
natural you! What's more attractive to a potential suitor than a
confident display of how developed and functional your tendons are?
If you're single, you're guaranteed not to be for much longer!***Note
1
The perfect ensemble for prom. (obvious screenshot)
2. Have a Personal Coat of Arms
The residents of Shingeki no Kyojin are
divided into 3 walls, each with their own distinct and identifying
symbol; a great fashion lesson in personal branding. What can be more
one of a kind than a symbol that's all yours? A good place to start
would be with a butterfly, heart, flock of birds or a dolphin as your
foundation, then build on that to make your sidgil truly one of a
kind. This is best displayed on your lower back or, should you go for
a more tribal chic or barbed wire-inspired design, on your bicep,
where it can be shown off by your collection of muscle t-shirts.
Ours is the fury! butterfatstudios
3. When choosing accessories go
for stylish AND functional
In the olden days, when fashion was
just a fledgling concept, the trend setters of the day knew how to
make every item of clothing count. Earrings that could be used as
spear tips, bracelets with jangling beads that could serve as toys
for children, loincloths that could double as...morning after
loincloths: everything had a purpose beyond aesthetics.
For your next date. curellasays
Take this to the next leve with
Shingeki no Kyojin inspired 3D maneuver gear. Customizable in
different colours such as steel, chrome, or metallic grey to match
your styling needs, this funky accessory serves both as an elegant
mode of transportation and a statement piece to really make your
outfit stand out.
Like Spiderman, but AWESOME. rebloggy
Functional 3D maneuver gear not yet
available in your country? Build your own DIY project from reinforced
titanium, intricate pully sytems and lengths of barbed wire. Test out
your creation by jumping off the roof adjacent to the next social
event or fashion gathering you wish to attend to make a
splash!***Note 2
4. Pop of Colour
Add a daredevil hint of excitement to
your formal gown with the effortlessly stylish Survey Corps hooded
cape. Protect your hair from the elements, hide your face from
papparazi or ex boyfriends and look chic, all at once with this
forest green fashion must have, made that much more unique and
fashion forward by the wings of freedom emblazoned across the back.
Seen here on Mariah Carey in 1995. ebay
5. Incorporate Living Elements to
Really Make Your Outfit stand out
Bond villains have their white cats,
our dark lord Mugatu has his poodle, and you, dear fashion forward
reader, what do you have? A horse.
Oh, hello there. chickensmoothie
Understandably, keeping a horse
requires a little bit more effort than the average Paris Hilton purse
dog, but it is beyond worth it. Aside from a fashion statement no one
will forget, you also get a convenient source of instant hair
extensions, which, so hot right now.
Hansel is the name of my horse. imgfave
Show up at a party wearing the same
outfit as someone else? Your problem can easily be solved in a
dignified ladylike way by getting your horse to take a steaming,
fashionable dump on the offender to prompt a change of clothes.
Horses can also be dyed to match your outfit of the day, with a wide
range of organic paints that are great on your skin and gentle on
Mother Earth.
Which is not crazy and unnecessary at all. adorableanimals4lois
There you have it, dolls! Not only is
Shingeki no Kyojin among the best manga/anime series known to man, it
is also a deep well of fashion inspiration. Go ye forth and put your
best foot forward with these stylish tips and we guarantee you'll be
the talk of the town. Remember to share your pictures with us on
Instagram and Twitter, with the hashtag
#WeAreNotLegallyLiableForThis.
Have a fashionable week, ladies and
gents!
***Note 1: because you'll be dead from
massive infection. But still not single!
***Note 2: A red splash, because your
design may not work as advertised, and you will super die. A stylish red splash though.
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