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Weekly Shawarma: The One with The Eye Rolling

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Since I'm typing this first sentence at 6 minutes to midnight, it technically counts as a Friday post and there's nothing you can do about it. So. This week. Let's get to it, no? 1. Watching Empire. You guys. Guys. LOL. From the way the show has been hyped on/by Twitter , Buzzfeed, the chimera that lives under your bed, and the entire internet at large, it was only a matter of time before ...

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Weekly Shawarma: The One With The Eyebrows

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It is decently past midnight and I have "Stalker" open in the next tab, let's get right to it. 1. Reading "The Forever Watch" by David Ramirez. This book. After acres of blackmailing, wheedling and cat kidnapping, I finally got my hands on this book and started it with stars in my eyes. About 200 pages in and.... Well. Maybe, much like pretty much everything Kanye has done lately, I ...

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Daryl Gregory - Afterparty || A Review

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Original Image: Goodreads No day in my life has ever been as blessed as the one in which I received Daryl Gregory's "Afterparty". None. You guys, not even the birth of my son (sorry Aximili AgeofUltron Winchester). Totally real children who are real aside, let's get to it, shall we? ***no spoilers*** Synopsis Now. I have to advise that you skip reading this and just get ...

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Weekly Shawarma: The One Where Haji Had to Change The Title

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*********** So. Since my overly dramatic co-author here decided to go with the most inflammatory title headline humanly possible, allow me to clarify: No one, NO ONE is selling any bodily organs for any reason under the sun. This was said for dramatic effect by someone whose organs you don't want anyway since her diet is 90% Redbull and popcorn. This is only barely a joke. Please ...

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The Case of Charles Dexter Ward: A Review

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Original Image: Noe Araujo So, guys, that Lovecraft dude, huh? In our never ending quest to become more terrible, pretentious people, one thing cannot be left behind: learning to enjoy the classics. Also Sam Winchester loves him therefore by default so do we all. Goodreads Today's lesson of Sirliness features a 'novella' that would actually be a pretty good introduction ...

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January in Books: Wishlists & Read Lists

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Original Image: Moyan Brenn Did you know that January is usually when the most instant hit bestseller books are released? Science shows that the most fire literary masterpieces invariably drop, much like a sick beat, at the start of the year. "Science" is this dude I met on the bus one time that may have been on drugs. January 2015 did not disappoint in this regard with a ...

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Monday Like A Sir: Muzei App

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For those of us with commitment issues, your phone or other device wallpaper gets very old very quickly. So. How do we keep the relationship fresh while also enjoying a little dish on the side and maybe dropping this increasingly gross metaphor? One word: Muzei. github While there are a lot of apps out there that let you select and change your wallpaper as often as ...