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There's An App for That

posted on , by OfficialGrownUp

As it turns out, there is an app for everything. Need a dictionary? There's an app for that. Need to learn a new language? There's an app for that. Need to tattoo the name of your favourite candy bar onto your torso? There's an app for that. Although we do have better suggestions than candy. jonnyetc The beauty of apps galore is that there are a few people using this power for good, ...

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Of Paulo Coelho, Dragons and Staying Classy.

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As promised, your friendly neighbourhood procrastinator is finally getting around to reading the pictured Ceolho. I don't actually use bookmarks, the Post It is for dramatic effect, naturally. As you can see, the book is fairly slim, I could have read it from start to finish in one sitting if I didn't have to pause and stop my eyeballs from rolling out the door. Yes, I am rolling my eyes ...

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Remember Yokozuna from WWE Wrestling?

posted on , by OfficialGrownUp

Pro tip: When someone who's on vacation tells you about this AMAZING new series that you must watch in its entirety on a Sunday night, just say no. Damn you. darrenaissance In the interest of finishing this up as fast as possible and sneaking a mid afternoon nap, I shall edit my innate need to be verbose and stray into unrelated tangents. Such as how adorable that kitten is ...

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On Attention Spans & Kittens with Substance Abuse Issues

posted on , by OfficialGrownUp

So, the internet. My second home. The parallel reality I'm constantly plugged into and live my alternate life through, like chubby-old Boris Kudjoe in that movie with Bruce Willis that had the remote-controlled action figures that people sent to work for them and had babies with. That I may have watched while half asleep. This was definitely in "Surrogates", right? beyondhollywood The ...

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Edgar Allan Poe Wrote Resident Evil

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Yes, dear imaginary reader, you read correctly. Edgar. Allan. Poe. Wrote. Resident. Evil. My proof: Several centuries ago (it was centuries ago, right? I'm sure someone will correct me in the comment section....IF I HAD ONE. #MemePlug) Where was I? Oh yes, many centuries ago lived the man widely revered as the Goth Messiah, founder of all things emo and tragic: E.A. Poe. Now, ...

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Captain Obvious' Guide to: H.W. Longfellow

posted on , by OfficialGrownUp

Yeesh, talk about a lethargic Tuesday. On the bright side, I finally got to say "You're putting emPHAsis on the wrong syLLAble" in context, so hey, it's the little things. You have learned well, grasshopper. movieactors In lieu of the fashion post for today (coming this week) I will today venture into uncharted grounds and review a masterpiece by legendary Henry Wadsworth Longfellow. ...